Year: 2019

Ramen Noodles Guitar is electrifying

Here is one guitar that looks appetizing. Artem Mayer, the creator of this guitar used 36 packs of ramen noodles and 5 liters of polyester to forge a Ramen Noodle guitar. 36 packs of ramen noodles equal a month’s supply of a college kid’s supper. I just want to take a bite out of it.

Kool-aiding and abetting Area 51

Hey, Mr. Spaceman sorry things did not work out. Storming Area 51 fizzled out but the Kool-Aid Man celebrates the event with a limited-edition green drink called “UFO-Yeah.” The Intergalactic Green flavor tastes like sour green apples.

Kale Candy Canes make Christmas come true

Archie McPhee, a novelty candy is early this year with their Christmas offering. They have created what is sure to be a hit in the next few months. Look out world, behold kale candy canes. This really goes against me, I hate both kale and candy canes. Nothing like getting candy canes for Christmas. It either means you got re-gifted or somebody hates you. It’s all in good fun, I guess. The Grinch would approve.

KFC’s worst reviews ever by the least unlikely critic

On many occasions, you purchased KFC and felt that the chicken did not taste right. The chicken has a funny aftertaste. The sauce was either too lumpy or watery. KFC is never consistent.
Below are some quotes of KFC made by Colonel Harland Sanders on September 9, 1976, for the New York Times. Colonel Sanders sold his company to an investment group in 1964 and was not pleased that his brand had dwindled to such a state. This was over 40 years ago, imagine what Colonel Sanders would say today. The colonel would not be impressed.

Drake’s Mini Pound Cakes are back

Drake’s Mini Pound Cakes will be available in supermarkets, supercenters, value retailers and convenience stores throughout the Eastern U.S. A product locator search function will be available to consumers at drakescake.com. While there, they can also see dessert suggestions that include Drake’s Mini Pound Cakes.

Beyond Meat testing plant-based fried ‘chicken’ for KFC

I do not know what the colonel would say but Beyond Meat and KFC are handing out samples of their new Beyond Meat chicken nuggets at one of its Atlanta restaurants on Aug. 27. Beyond Meat has branched out of the meatless beef and sausage business into the chicken market. The proof will be in the pudding. Well in the case, it might be in the sauce.

Will the Breadbot make bakers’ jobs toast

One day in the future, you will be able to buy hot fresh bread from a robot. Introducing the Breadbot, the fully automated machine is in house bakery that makes a loaf in six minutes without any baker. Wilkinson Baking Company, the maker of the Breadbot, can bake 235 pieces of bread a day. The Breadbot is more of a spectacle for entertainment.

Pumpkin Spice SPAM and more pumpkin

The wheels are coming off the pumpkin spice bandwagon. Hormel, the manufacturer of SPAM, is making for a limited time a pumpkin spice version of SPAM. It will be available as of September 23rd. You can only buy exclusively at Walmart and online at spam.com.