Hey, Mr. Spaceman sorry things did not work out. Storming Area 51 fizzled out but the Kool-Aid Man celebrates the event with a limited-edition green drink called “UFO-Yeah.” The Intergalactic Green flavor tastes like sour green apples.
“Must be those strangers that come every night
Those saucer-shaped lights put people uptight
Leave blue-green footprints that glow in the dark
I hope they get home alright”
Fun Fact: Marvel Comics’ ‘The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man’ ran for three issues in 1983.