Kale Candy Canes

Archie McPhee, a novelty candy is early this year with their Christmas offering. They have created what is sure to be a hit in the next few months. Look out world, behold kale candy canes. This really goes against me, I hate both kale and candy canes. Nothing like getting candy canes for Christmas. It either means you got re-gifted or somebody hates you. It’s all in good fun, I guess. The Grinch would approve.

“All your Christmas dreams have come true! Kale Candy Canes are here! No more pesky holiday flavors to worry about, just the bitter grassiness of your favorite vegetable. Talk about a superfood, kale is not only very nutritious but also incredibly delicious. This set of six Kale Candy Canes gives you the flavor of kale with none of the dietary benefits. Plus, the package features personified kale. Kids love it! Each candy cane is 5-1/4″ tall with green and white stripes.”

Fun Fact: During World War II, Britain encouraged kale cultivation in the “Dig for Victory” campaign.