Month: August 2019

Hawaiian Punch Cotton Candy

Hawaiian Punch is now making cotton candy. The delicious Fruit Juicy Red flavor of Hawaiian Punch drink is now available as tasty cotton candy! There goes another dentist who will put his kid through college.

Yes, Vegans are Slutty: Slutty Vegan Opening third store

Slutty Vegan, the Atlanta based vegan burger joint is planning to open its third location. Slutty Vegan has a risqué menu that will tantalize your salacious appetite. This is all in good fun. The meatless burger restaurant is yet another in a long list of burger establishments using plant-based meat substitutes as a main course.

Cheeseburger in a can

The last place I would expect to find a cheeseburger is in a can. Now you can get lost in the woods and eat to your heart’s content. Trekking Burger is made in Germany and found on Amazon. I could easily see this as a Dharma Initiative product.

Krispy Kreme Reese’s Lovers Doughnuts

The perfect marriage of the doughnut and Reese’s. Behold, Reese’s Original Filled Chocolate Lovers Doughnut and Reese’s Original Filled Peanut Butter Lovers Doughnut from Krispy Kreme. Let the honeymoon begin. Reese’s Lovers Original Filled Donuts can be found at participating Krispy Kreme shops nationwide for a limited time.

The thrill is not gone: Cheap Thrills Cuisine

Cheap Thrills Cuisine is touted as “the world’s first culinary comic strip”. Not every newspaper carries the strip created by Bill Lombardo and Tak Bui. The low profile strip has been chugging along for many years without any fanfare. Cheap Thrills Cuisine was published in book form way back in 1995 collecting several strips of the time. The niche comic strip is still going strong without abate. The strip is distributed by Andrews McMeel Universal and hosted on GoComics every Wednesday. Chef Peppi delights the audience as the proportionally challenged curator backdrop chef who recreates Bill Lombardo’s recipes as illustrated by Tak Bui.

Mass-a-peel: Banana milk?

Make room for banana milk, the new kid on the block. I do not know how one goes about milking a banana. However, the alt-milk industry is milking the dairy farmers as an alternative for lactose-intolerant consumers. The grocery milk section is getting crowded with the likes of soy milk, nut milk, pea milk, and oat milk.

Something is rotten in Skittles

Zombie Skittles are creeping ever so slowly just in time for Halloween. Inside each Zombie Skittles, you will a rotten tasting Skittle. Are you adventurous this Halloween? It’s like playing “Russian roulette” with your taste buds.

Dark side of the loon: Moonberry Twinkies

Many believe the moon is made of cheese. Never knew they had moonberries on the moon. Is that why NASA wants to go back to the moon? I am not feeling the love for Moonberry Twinkies. This latest Twinkie looks like charcoal filled with cream. Sorry Hostess, I have to pass. You will only find them in Walmart.

RXBAR taking no B.S.

The RXBAR story is a very simple one. The ingredients are on the front of the packaging in bold large lettering for all to see. Experts said this was suicide for the company. RXBAR took no b.s. and did not listen. This became the charm of the company. Simplicity without a hidden agenda. All plain for all to see. Let the ingredients do the talking.