weird

Bread Lamps?

Nothing like a lit-up baguette lamp to entice a romantic evening. Each baguette is made from bread flour, cake flour, salt, yeast, LEDs, and batteries. Pampshade creates a unique ambiance with illuminated bread, buns, and croissant.

Pagan breakfast god mask

All hail the Pagan Breakfast God! Thank you for the daily bacon that we are about to receive. This cool mask from the folks of Archie McPhee adds a little dash of fun for the Halloween season. Nothing like having egg on your face.

Kale Candy Canes make Christmas come true

Archie McPhee, a novelty candy is early this year with their Christmas offering. They have created what is sure to be a hit in the next few months. Look out world, behold kale candy canes. This really goes against me, I hate both kale and candy canes. Nothing like getting candy canes for Christmas. It either means you got re-gifted or somebody hates you. It’s all in good fun, I guess. The Grinch would approve.

Instant ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Nissin wants you to have noodles all day. Chow down from morning to evening with their new line of All-in Noodles series. You will now live in a Soylent Green futuristic world of ramen noodles. The new noodles will be introduced on August 19 this year. These noodles will take a bit longer to cook.

Cheeseburger in a can

The last place I would expect to find a cheeseburger is in a can. Now you can get lost in the woods and eat to your heart’s content. Trekking Burger is made in Germany and found on Amazon. I could easily see this as a Dharma Initiative product.

Archie McPhee’s Fried Chicken and Lobster Hard Candy

The good folks of Archie McPhee are at it again. Their new flavored candy tastes like fried chicken. Not to be outdone, they also released a lobster hard candy version. I dare you to buy it.

Whole Roasted Crickets: The Food of the Future

Soon in the future, everybody will be snacking on crickets. According to the United Nations, crickets are 20 times more resource-efficient than cows when raised as a source of protein. Eating a whole cricket will most likely turn off many Western consumers.
Exo Protein from Texas wants you to be ahead of the curve and try their three flavored whole roasted crickets. The crickets come in Texas BBQ, Sea Salt & Vinegar, and Sriracha.

Cheesy Pizza Fries in a Jar

New Delhi restaurant Xero Degrees wants you to think outside the jar with their cheesy pizza fries in a jar. They have an extensive Americana menu to die for.

Pickle Split Ice-Cream

Pine Mountain Country Coffee House has substituted your banana split with a dill pickle. It seems so bizarre but tempting.

Pizza Pocket Hoodie keeps your pizza warm

Ever wanted to be a human pizza kangaroo? Keep a pizza slice warm with a thermal pouch on the front part of this clever hoodie.

Mac Sabbath parody group are back with Sweet Beef

Mac Sabbath is back with a new polished video that parodies Black Sabbath’s Sweet Leaf.

The world’s tiniest kitchen

You thought your kitchen was tiny. You have seen nothing yet! Tiny Kitchen by Tastemade on YouTube will put to shame your small kitchen. Tom Thumb would eat like a king in this kitchen.
This kitchen would be ideal for the Twiddlebugs.

Hell’s bells and buckets of Nutella!

One can never get enough Nutella. Costco sells a 6.6 lbs bucket of Nutella. Obviously, it is meant for the food service sector, but you got to wonder sometimes what people cart out of Costco. Is it for industrial purposes or personal? This bucket could feed you for a year. I do not know about shelf life but can settle any craving for a year or turn you off Nutella forever.

Ben & Jerry’s Festivus Ice Cream is Back!

Oh, it’s still a thing! Ben’s & Jerry’s Festivus is going strong once again this year for a limited run. The classic Seinfeld episode is deeply etched in pop culture. If you are the recipient of the trusty aluminum Festivus pole this year be sure to buy some Festivus ice cream for all your friends.

KFC’s Fried-Chicken-Scented Fire Log makes your house smell like fried chicken

The good people at KFC have made a log that smells like fried chicken. Why are you tempting me Colonel Sanders? I think I will pass, each log costs $18.99 plus tax. I will invest in buying a bucket of fried chicken with that money. I do not think this log will comply with my city by-law fireplace emissions. Too bad you can’t make my fireplace channel smell like fried chicken.