Archie McPhee’s Fried Chicken and Lobster Hard Candy

The good folks of Archie McPhee are at it again. Their new flavored candy tastes like fried chicken. Not to be outdone, they also released a lobster hard candy version. I dare you to buy it.

“If it were economically feasible, we’d sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s a 3-1/4″ x 2-1/2″ x 2″ tin filled with 2-½ oz. of individually wrapped chicken-flavored candy. What the cluck? Add some savory to your candy jar! These brown and yellow striped hard candies taste like fried chicken. You can decide if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. This time when someone says, “It tastes like chicken,” they’ll really mean it!”

“Get out your bib, these lobster candies have all the flavor of everyone’s favorite clawed delicacy with none of the pesky exoskeletons. You’ll feel like you’re sitting in a fancy restaurant paying big prices like some kind of Wall Street tycoon. This hard candy with orange and white stripes tastes like lobster with a bit of butter. It’s a crustacean taste sensation! Comes in a colorful 3-1/4″ x 2-1/2″ x 2″ tin with 2-1/2 oz. worth of individually wrapped candy.”

Fun Fact: Germans consume twice as much candy as Americans.