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You can make America sweet again. Buy some Trumphair cotton candy. Trumphair cotton candy has been sniff tested and approved by Joe Biden.
Nissin wants you to have noodles all day. Chow down from morning to evening with their new line of All-in Noodles series. You will now live in a Soylent Green futuristic world of ramen noodles. The new noodles will be introduced on August 19 this year. These noodles will take a bit longer to cook.
San Francisco-based Perfect Day has taken the cow out of the equation. They are producing ice cream using lab-grown dairy. Just like Beyond Meat, everybody is putting the cow back in the pasture and not down our stomachs.
Of course, Tony the Tiger will say Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Pumpkin Spice tastes great. But honestly, seems there is an overkill when Autumn rolls around and every company wants to create some form of pumpkin flavor for their well-known brand. Sorry Tony, I will pass.
Canadian restaurant Boston Pizza introduces Poutine Pizza for the hungry masses. You will have to cross the 49th parallel to get this one. Just think of it as a dough-less pepperoni pizza tossed in crispy fries served with a side of signature pizza gravy. This will set you back for about $12.49 for an order of Pizza Poutine.
The Dash Mini Waffle Maker Machine will be a hit with young kids for this Halloween. Now you can make pumpkin shaped waffles to your heart’s content. It makes more than waffles, you can use also for paninis, hash browns, and even biscuit pizzas! You can buy it on Amazon for only $9.99 for a limited time. Get it while it’s hot! Figuratively of course.
Forget fish, worm, and bear-shaped gummies. Shurms, a Michigan based candy company, makes shapes of peninsula gummies. Michi-gummies are a regional phenomenon and quite popular in the Michigan area.
Bring on the bad guys! Funko, the toy manufacturer, is at it again as they release another set of cereal themed boxes. Once again, the toy inside plays a prominent role. Evil is at the forefront with The Little Mermaid’s Ursula and The Nightmare Before Christmas’ Oogie Boogie. Unfortunately, they are available exclusively at Spencer’s and Spirit Halloween. You can buy them both online if you are unable to make a trip to both stores. These cereal killers are ready to wreak havoc in your mouth with their multigrain colored laced colored cereal. All in good spirit, just in time for Halloween.
eyond Meatball Marinara from Subway will be available at 685 participating restaurants in the US and Canada. Seems everybody is climbing aboard the meatless train. Better buy some Beyond Meat stock.
What do you call Lucky Charms without magically delicious marshmallows? Apha-bits cereal, of course. Post Foods introduced Marshmallow Alpa-bits in 1990. The cereal slowly disappeared in 2004 to never be seen again. You can buy only Lucky Charms without the cereal.
Hawaiian Punch is now making cotton candy. The delicious Fruit Juicy Red flavor of Hawaiian Punch drink is now available as tasty cotton candy! There goes another dentist who will put his kid through college.
Slutty Vegan, the Atlanta based vegan burger joint is planning to open its third location. Slutty Vegan has a risqué menu that will tantalize your salacious appetite. This is all in good fun. The meatless burger restaurant is yet another in a long list of burger establishments using plant-based meat substitutes as a main course.
What are little girls made of? If you guessed shimmering mermaid cakes, you could be right. I always thought mermaids tasted more like barnacles. You can buy Little Debbie’s Shimmering Mermaid Cakes exclusively at Dollar General.
The last place I would expect to find a cheeseburger is in a can. Now you can get lost in the woods and eat to your heart’s content. Trekking Burger is made in Germany and found on Amazon. I could easily see this as a Dharma Initiative product.
Nissin Foods, the creator of instant ramen is releasing its first soupless offering called Cup Noodles Stir Fry. Cup Noodles Stir Fry comes in three exciting flavors, including Korean BBQ, Teriyaki Beef, and vegetarian-friendly Sweet Chili, all of which are free of added MSG.
The perfect marriage of the doughnut and Reese’s. Behold, Reese’s Original Filled Chocolate Lovers Doughnut and Reese’s Original Filled Peanut Butter Lovers Doughnut from Krispy Kreme. Let the honeymoon begin. Reese’s Lovers Original Filled Donuts can be found at participating Krispy Kreme shops nationwide for a limited time.