Putting it in perspective: Boston Pizza Poutine

Canadian restaurant Boston Pizza introduces Poutine Pizza for the hungry masses. You will have to cross the 49th parallel to get this one. Just think of it as a dough-less pepperoni pizza tossed in crispy fries served with a side of signature pizza gravy. This will set you back for about $12.49 for an order of Pizza Poutine.

Mini Pumpkin Waffle Maker

The Dash Mini Waffle Maker Machine will be a hit with young kids for this Halloween. Now you can make pumpkin shaped waffles to your heart’s content. It makes more than waffles, you can use also for paninis, hash browns, and even biscuit pizzas! You can buy it on Amazon for only $9.99 for a limited time. Get it while it’s hot! Figuratively of course.

Peninsula shape gummies

Forget fish, worm, and bear-shaped gummies. Shurms, a Michigan based candy company, makes shapes of peninsula gummies. Michi-gummies are a regional phenomenon and quite popular in the Michigan area.

Cereal Killers: Ursula from The Little Mermaid and Oogie Boogie from A Nightmare Before Christmas

Bring on the bad guys! Funko, the toy manufacturer, is at it again as they release another set of cereal themed boxes. Once again, the toy inside plays a prominent role. Evil is at the forefront with The Little Mermaid’s Ursula and The Nightmare Before Christmas’ Oogie Boogie. Unfortunately, they are available exclusively at Spencer’s and Spirit Halloween. You can buy them both online if you are unable to make a trip to both stores. These cereal killers are ready to wreak havoc in your mouth with their multigrain colored laced colored cereal. All in good spirit, just in time for Halloween.

Cerealously! Now you can buy Lucky Charms Marshmallows only

What do you call Lucky Charms without magically delicious marshmallows? Apha-bits cereal, of course. Post Foods introduced Marshmallow Alpa-bits in 1990. The cereal slowly disappeared in 2004 to never be seen again. You can buy only Lucky Charms without the cereal.

Hawaiian Punch Cotton Candy

Hawaiian Punch is now making cotton candy. The delicious Fruit Juicy Red flavor of Hawaiian Punch drink is now available as tasty cotton candy! There goes another dentist who will put his kid through college.

Yes, Vegans are Slutty: Slutty Vegan Opening third store

Slutty Vegan, the Atlanta based vegan burger joint is planning to open its third location. Slutty Vegan has a risqué menu that will tantalize your salacious appetite. This is all in good fun. The meatless burger restaurant is yet another in a long list of burger establishments using plant-based meat substitutes as a main course.

Little Debbie’s new Shimmering Mermaid Cakes

What are little girls made of? If you guessed shimmering mermaid cakes, you could be right. I always thought mermaids tasted more like barnacles. You can buy Little Debbie’s Shimmering Mermaid Cakes exclusively at Dollar General.

Cheeseburger in a can

The last place I would expect to find a cheeseburger is in a can. Now you can get lost in the woods and eat to your heart’s content. Trekking Burger is made in Germany and found on Amazon. I could easily see this as a Dharma Initiative product.

Stir it up: Nissin introduces a new line of “Stir Fry” noodles

Nissin Foods, the creator of instant ramen is releasing its first soupless offering called Cup Noodles Stir Fry. Cup Noodles Stir Fry comes in three exciting flavors, including Korean BBQ, Teriyaki Beef, and vegetarian-friendly Sweet Chili, all of which are free of added MSG.

Krispy Kreme Reese’s Lovers Doughnuts

The perfect marriage of the doughnut and Reese’s. Behold, Reese’s Original Filled Chocolate Lovers Doughnut and Reese’s Original Filled Peanut Butter Lovers Doughnut from Krispy Kreme. Let the honeymoon begin. Reese’s Lovers Original Filled Donuts can be found at participating Krispy Kreme shops nationwide for a limited time.

Curling up to Nestlé Toll Chocolate Curls

Nestlé chocolate curls are a great way to spruce any dessert to the next level. They come in both chocolate and white chocolate. These chocolate shavings will give your foods an extra oomph.

The thrill is not gone: Cheap Thrills Cuisine

Cheap Thrills Cuisine is touted as “the world’s first culinary comic strip”. Not every newspaper carries the strip created by Bill Lombardo and Tak Bui. The low profile strip has been chugging along for many years without any fanfare. Cheap Thrills Cuisine was published in book form way back in 1995 collecting several strips of the time. The niche comic strip is still going strong without abate. The strip is distributed by Andrews McMeel Universal and hosted on GoComics every Wednesday. Chef Peppi delights the audience as the proportionally challenged curator backdrop chef who recreates Bill Lombardo’s recipes as illustrated by Tak Bui.

IMAG!NE Snacks Partners with No Kid Hungry to end childhood hunger in America

“As a snack brand that was created to celebrate the possibilities of a child’s imagination, IMAG!NE’s mission is to give kids the fuel they need to dream big,” said Sarah Guzman, senior marketing director, IMAG!NE. “By partnering with No Kid Hungry, we’re extending that commitment by helping children in America get the food they need to grow up healthy and strong.”

Mass-a-peel: Banana milk?

Make room for banana milk, the new kid on the block. I do not know how one goes about milking a banana. However, the alt-milk industry is milking the dairy farmers as an alternative for lactose-intolerant consumers. The grocery milk section is getting crowded with the likes of soy milk, nut milk, pea milk, and oat milk.

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