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Mac and Cheese Candy Canes

    Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort food! Macaroni and cheese have become a holiday family tradition in many parts of the country, so why not let our holiday candy reflect that? Each candy cane is 5-1/4″ tall with yellow and white stripes.

    Taiyaki: Japanese fish-shaped cake

      These delightful faux fish are made from pancake batter and sandwiched together with sweetened azuki beans or custard. The Japanese treat is known as Taiyaki, it is just a waffle in the shape of a fish with custom filling.

      Funko Breakfast Cereal

        Look out world, here comes FunkO’s! The makers of Pop figurines are bringing fun back into cereal.

        Pizza Bouquet

          Who says you have to have a wedding cake! How about a pizza bouquet? Created by Villa Italian Kitchen, the bouget is an instant winner. You will keep your hubby happy.

          Pork roll-flavored ice cream

            There certain things that should not mix. Ice-cream and pork might be one of those. New Jersey’s pork roll-flavored ice cream is making headlines globally. The specialty dessert mixes French toast with actual pieces of pork roll. It’s like having breakfast with ice-cream. Windy Brow Farms, in Fredon Township, uses New Jersey brand “Taylor” ham and churns it in their ice-cream. You might scream at the thought of porc in your ice-cream, but New Jersey residents are squealing for more.

            Nissin Death Metal Ramen Commercial

              Nissin takes a wild riff with their Ramen noodles by spicing them up with a “death metal” commercial that’s hotter than a dragon’s breath in a jalapeño factory!

              What ever happened to turtle soup?

                We do not eat turtles. Turtles eat pizza. There was a time in the U.S. where turtle soup was a popular dish. In early black and white movies, it was common to see turtle soup on a menu. The waning of the dish grew because of our affinity for the turtle being a cute creature. From Pogo’s bard of the swamp “Churchy” to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we were conditioned to not eat turtles but to make them our pets. The peak of turtle soup came when an overpopulation of people rushed to the San Fransico area during the Gold Rush. Food was very expensive.
                In 1971, The Endangered Species Act was passed and killing sea turtles in United States waters was prohibited. Granday’s and other turtle canneries went out of business.

                Eating disorderly: Teens prefer snorting condoms to eating Tide Pods

                  Teens eat strange things. The latest craze is eating Tide Pods. That is so yesterday already. When asked, teens say they prefer snorting condoms. The “Condom Challenge” consists of sticking a condom up your nostril, inhaling it then pulling it out of your mouth. Come again? I do not think this is how we practice safe sex.

                  Lick your very own life-size face lollipops

                    Food trends come and go. Here is one from the weird side. You can have a custom made life-size lollipop of your face. This is too easy. There is a sucker born every day or in this case, made every day. The Face Licker takes about 7-10 working days to create. Depending on which part of the world you are in, it will set up back about $56.00 (£39.99) on the average. Just out of curiosity is the face the only body parts being made? Just asking.

                    Smell fresh like cheese and bacon

                      Nothing like washing your air with cheese shampoo and conditioning it with bacon conditioner. People might start asking you if you had a McDonald’s breakfast before going to work. The duo set is brought to you by Einstein Bros., the bagel guys. You can get the set when you purchase Cheesy Wakin’ Bacon sandwich. As long as you do not smell like lox, then all is good.

                      Life-like personality pillow that looks like a pig

                        People are strange. Image your head resting on a life-size pig on a spit pillow. This glistening shiny pillow is quite unique and disgusting at the same time. Are these pillows Rocky Balboa approved? You want to look away but at the same time are intrigued. These pillows are quite soft. I will buy one when pigs fly.
                        If that does not grab you, you can buy pillows in shapes of pizza, chicken legs and thighs, and other foods.