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Who Invented the Everything Bagel?

    Next time you get seeds stuck in your teeth after eating an everything bagel, there are four people to blame for this dental catastrophe. These alleged culprits for years claim to have created this Frankenstein bagel.

    KFC Canada now offering BBQ Big Crunch Sandwich

      Add KFC Canada’s newest BBQ Big Crunch Sandwich to the list of new fast food products to tax the health system. If you are looking for healthy chicken alternatives, KFC is not the place for you.

      Massive Montreal 5-Pound Poutine

        Montreal is known for both hockey and poutine. Now both are nestled under the same roof. You can watch the Montreal Canadiens and wolf down their 5-pound poutine called the “CHampionne.” If a stretcher is called out most likely it will not be for an injured player, it will be for a cardiac attack client after consuming this monstrosity. Better bring a bigger pair of pants with you. Your waist is going to need to expand a bit more.

        Lay’s Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup chips

          Lay’s grilled cheese and tomato soup-flavored potato chips are a thing. For a limited time, Lay’s have combined the savory tastes of cheese and tomato. It is sure to be a hit for those craving a little something different. Grilled cheese and tomato soup flavor should be a hit with tangy taste buds.

          Nestlé Pure Life Launches DC Collection Bottles

            Nestlé Pure Life wants to encourage kids to drink water. They teamed up with DC Comics by branding their water bottles with Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Shazam. I am shocked that they have not included Aquaman.

            Tyson offering Air Fried Chicken, 75% less fat

              Tyson is taking a giant step by offering air fried chicken. They are boldly claiming that their new line of chicken has 75% less fat. This is welcome news for many with health concerns. Let’s hope this is a new wave of products from other companies that rely on frying foods.

              Fighting Ninjabread cookies

                Ninja? You’re a ninja? Get outta here, you’re a ninja! Not any kind of ninja. Ninjabread fighting cookies from craftycookingkits.

                Pagan breakfast god mask

                  All hail the Pagan Breakfast God! Thank you for the daily bacon that we are about to receive. This cool mask from the folks of Archie McPhee adds a little dash of fun for the Halloween season. Nothing like having egg on your face.

                  The brief history of the General Mills Monster cereals

                    In March 1971, General Mills unleashed Count Chocula and Franken Berry onto breakfast tables with their sugar-laced cereals.
                    In February 1972, Franken Berry cereal joined the gang of cereals. The three remained constant throughout the years.
                    Fruit Brute joined the fold in 1974 but was discontinued by 1982 and replaced in 1987 by Fruity Yummy Mummy, which was discontinued in 1992.

                    Special Edition ‘All Together’ Cereal at Kellogg’s NYC café

                      To support Spirit Day, the most visible anti-LGBTQ bullying campaign and united show of support for LGBTQ youth, Kellogg Company today launched a special edition ‘All Together’ cereal in collaboration with GLAAD supporting inclusion and to stand up against bullying. ‘All Together’ will be available today at Kellogg’s NYC café. Visitors will receive an ‘Altogether’ special edition box and can make their own ‘All Together’ cereal by mixing a diverse combination of Kellogg’s cereals.

                      Rockets or Smarties debate

                        Did you know that in Canada, Smarties are called Rockets? They are known as Rockets in Canada so as not to confuse them with the candy-coated chocolate Smarties made by Nestlé. Rockets and Smarties have identical packaging. The American version is made in New Jersey and the Canadian equivalent is made in Ontario.

                        Ramen Noodles Guitar is electrifying

                          Here is one guitar that looks appetizing. Artem Mayer, the creator of this guitar used 36 packs of ramen noodles and 5 liters of polyester to forge a Ramen Noodle guitar. 36 packs of ramen noodles equal a month’s supply of a college kid’s supper. I just want to take a bite out of it.

                          Kool-aiding and abetting Area 51

                            Hey, Mr. Spaceman sorry things did not work out. Storming Area 51 fizzled out but the Kool-Aid Man celebrates the event with a limited-edition green drink called “UFO-Yeah.” The Intergalactic Green flavor tastes like sour green apples.