KFC’s New Finger-Lickin’ Fried Chicken-Flavored Toothpaste

The Collaboration No One Asked For: KFC’s Finger-Lickin’ Toothpaste—Because Why Should Fresh Breath Be a Thing?

Move over, boring old minty toothpaste—there’s a new sheriff in town, and it tastes like deep-fried poultry. Yes, KFC has joined forces with the dental daredevils at Hismile to create Fried Chicken-Flavored Toothpaste. And no, this isn’t an April Fool’s joke (though it feels like one).

“We love pushing boundaries, and what better way to do that than by bringing KFC’s legendary flavors into an everyday essential? This collab is bold, unexpected, and seriously fun.”

Koban Jones -Hismile marketing manager

If you thought Colgate’s foray into frozen lasagna was the peak of corporate food-flavored weirdness, think again. KFC is here to make sure your morning and nightly oral hygiene routine smells like the inside of a bucket of Extra Crispy. While most toothpaste brands stick to the safe, respectable flavors of spearmint and peppermint, Hismile has long championed the “why not?” approach, offering flavors like blue raspberry, glazed donut, and even chili margarita.

But fried chicken? That’s a bold new frontier. Imagine waking up, brushing your teeth, and immediately craving a two-piece combo. Or finishing a meal and realizing your toothpaste tastes suspiciously similar to what you just ate. The real question: Does it pair well with mouthwash, or do we need to invent mashed potato-flavored Listerine to complete the experience?

One thing’s for sure—this is a finger-licking outlier in the world of dental care. And if this trend continues, we can probably expect bacon-flavored floss, ranch-scented mouthwash, and BBQ-flavored retainers by 2026. Stay weird, corporate food science. Stay weird.