Arby’s Deep-Fried Turkey Pillow?

Is the world going mad? Arby’s wants you to sleep tight this year with their deep-fried turkey pillow. If you are thinking of purchasing a deep-fried turkey pillow, you are out of luck. They are sold out. Better call Rowan Atkinson, he was looking to buy one.

Arby’s unpatented Deep-Fried Turkey Pillow is part stylish sleep mask, part cloud, and all your new favorite pillow. Here’s how it works: Eat too much deep-fried turkey from Arby’s, put on your pillow, and fall asleep anywhere!

Fun Fact: A turkey’s gender can be determined from its droppings–males produce spiral-shaped poop and females’ poop is shaped like the letter J.