Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser

Just ask Thanos and he’ll tell you a perfectly balanced meal requires a well-tenderized slab of meat.

Fun isn’t something one considers when flattening a raw sirloin steak, but wielding the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser is sure to put a smile on your face.

This powerful kitchen accessory comes bundled with a recipe book full of marvelous dishes, including:

• Infinity Cutlet
• Pepper Chicken Potts Pie
• Hawkeye Steak
• End “Game” Pie
• Stark Tartare

You can’t erase half the universe with a click of your fingers, but you can pound red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into submission.