Heir apparent: Bag of Trump Hair cotton candy

You can make America sweet again. Buy some Trumphair cotton candy. Trumphair cotton candy has been sniff tested and approved by Joe Biden.

Fun Fact: What Americans call cotton candy is called “candyfloss” in the UK and India, “fairy floss” in Australia and Finland, “papa’s beard” (barbe à papa) in France, and “old ladies’ hair” in Greece.