Don’t forget your books, you know you’ve got to learn the golden rule

Shopping at Staples was frustrating yesterday. Traffic is picking up as kids return to school. It’s back to the grind. Just think of the poor teachers who have to put up with your brats. The future is bright! Coffee sales should be through the roof for the education sector.

Fun Fact: The most expensive coffee comes from beans that monkeys have chewed and spit out.