Hormel Black Label Breathable Bacon Mask

Imagine taking a whiff of bacon from your mask all day at work. It is bad enough I smell my own coffee breath. Hormel wants you to enjoy the sweet smell of bacon all day long. They have created a bacon-scented breathable mask. Hey, at least if I do contract Covis-19, I will be satisfied knowing I will die with bacon in my nostrils. These masks will be sizzlers.

Enjoy the delicious scent of HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® Bacon wherever you go with HORMEL™ BLACK LABEL™ Breathable Bacon. Using the latest in bacon-smell technology and irresistibly breathable, 2-ply fabric, finally, bacony-bliss can be with you always — even while out in public.

Fun Fact: The phrase “bringing home the bacon” originated back
in the 12th century when a church in England offered a side of bacon
to any man who could swear before the church that he had not fought or
quarreled with his wife for a year and a day. Any man who could “bring home the bacon” was highly respected in his community.