Heinz hopes to save the planet with the Heinz Packet Roller

Heinz ketchup wants you to believe that they have greatest the greatest thing since sliced bread. Well, here it is, the Heinz Packet Roller. So that you can ooze the last drop of ketchup out of the Heinz ketchup packet. I must remind you that ketchup packets are usually free at restaurants. Right? Nothing like saving the planet by introducing a new plastic product. If you cannot squeeze the hell of a condiment packet, you are just plain lazy.

The only redeeming feature of the Heinz Packet Roller is the packet corner cutter. This prevents you from biting the packet, god knows where that packet was. I think that should be the main feature of this device. Heinz just wants to squeeze a few more bucks out of us. For $5.70 USD, I can buy two bottles of Heinz bottles. If you are a gadget enthusiast you can buy your Heinz Packet Roller, here. You should have included a USB drive with this gadget.

One last thing please cut the corner before squeezing! Your warranty will be void.

“THANK YOU!! Ever since I lost 9 of my fingers, I have been wondering how I would ever use sauce packets again. I used to be able to use my thumb and forefinger to effortlessly squeeze all sauce out of my packets but then tragedy hit and my kitchen sauce packet drawer is overflowing with packets that I’m unable to squeeze. I took having more than 1 finger for granted. I never thought I would ever have fewer than 2 fingers and need a device to help me squeeze sauce packets. Now that the Heinz Packet Roller miracle of engineering has been created, I believe I can smile again. Thank you!”– Josh Miller (YouTube)

Gone are the days of fumbling with ketchup packets, pants ruined by mustard disasters, and minutes took off your life trying to get to the bottom of that mayo packet. With the patent-pending Heinz Packet Roller, what was once taxing becomes simple – just snip and roll to squeeze out every drop of your sauce of choice. 100% sauce extraction for 100% sauce satisfaction.

Features

Packet corner cutter
Key chain accessory
Pocket-sized design
Works with a variety of sauces